jonas petter

one sexi boi

look at that jonas petter bodi

by XLordss1 March 25, 2018

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas

An irritating person, who does whatever he wants.

Person 1. Hey Jonas
Person 2. What
Person 1. Wanna play... .
Person 2. No
Person 1. Why?
Person 2. Bc u said so

by RavenclawGirlYT March 19, 2022

Jona

A very intelligent, attractive, funny, stupid, cringey and kind guy. He’s very easy to talk to and will easily make your day better. He also has a very contagious and loud laugh. He’s very tall, has brown buzz cut hair and brownish eyes. Goes by the nickname Stoka and Debeli. He’s a very caring guy and has questionable dance moves when drunk. He will talk about anything for hours on end… He’s a very stubborn person and a little insecure but that’s him. He always knows what to say and is very loved by everyone. He also can’t speak English.

A: Who’s that laughing over there?
A: Ohhhh, that’s just my friend Jona.
B: Ohhh, he looks fun. Wish I had a friend like him. Can u introduce us?

by OkaniteMeSe November 21, 2021

Jona

it's a girls name

It's a girls name: Jona

by Yonaj November 24, 2021

Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)

A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn

by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.

by strongman631 September 5, 2017