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gooch

Worst dog ever! This little rat should not exist
I'll fuck gooch
by Croquette June 17, 2017
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Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
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Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014
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Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!
Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!
by Peter Kake July 10, 2025
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015
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Gooch Goblin

A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".

In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek

later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
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