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an eli is a sweetie. he is also a filthy street whore. an eli is most likely short with an under average peepee. he is very fruity yet very straight and is not afraid to be a judgy little queen. he sucks at fingering but apparently gives great head. he’s a good friend to have, but being his girlfriend is probably very scary. he’s a pretty good hookup as long as you keep his sausage fingers away from your puthé.
he totally went eli on my vagina i’m in so much pain
by marissajenkins September 12, 2022
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A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.
B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"
by Taco6969765 September 12, 2022
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A girl who was once nice and kind but now is just very strange and weird
"Why is she saying those things to you?"
"Vecause her name is Elis"
by spid3rgrave November 6, 2022
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by that one guy who ate his uncle November 8, 2022
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Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole
Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites
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by BD3come2me November 22, 2022
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The type of guy to give you lots of love. You would definitely want to be friends with him. He's got those pretty eyes and brown hair that you will find attractive. There's so much more about him - he's smart, determined, kind-hearted, and handsome. He's also very trustworthy. When it comes to someone making fun of you, he will defend you right away. Anything you want to keep a secret with him, he will keep it to you and just him. He will cherish that secret with you. He will never tell anyone else unless you want to let the cat out of the bag. Stuck on your homework? He'll help right away. Of course, he's intelligent. He will also abandon everyone else just for you. If you feel lonely, he'll definitely talk with you.
Eli is the kind of man you'll ever dream to meet.
by Middle of June November 22, 2022
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