eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

Hong Dong

Having an extremely small penis

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong

by Wildbell88 October 4, 2018

Dong li

Bearded white man who runs a sex slave service.

Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?

by 1320horn November 22, 2016

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021

Dong Whomp

We you Knuckle-fuck a fellow male in the penis.

...And there i was faced with the impossible task of having to Dong Whomp an Asian.

by FredTheFantasticFuckknock January 18, 2010

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006