I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery
by professional_circle July 20, 2023
When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
by The sweet release of death. September 07, 2016
(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
by MikeHancho925 September 07, 2022
(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
by MikeHancho925 September 07, 2022
by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017
When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour June 02, 2011
Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
by mplougj November 24, 2023