Oscar

Oscar is an assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, never does anything right, and loves to curse alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the time.
Who's that?
Probably just an Oscar.
Probably.
by Real_Oz1 March 25, 2022
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OSCAR

The most charming smile ever with great personality. Handsome with black/brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes with long lashes every girl envy’s. Super cute and knows how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. Loves food, as well as cooking. Always up for whatever even if it's illegal. Also has amazing DJ skills and likes all types of music. He is a hard worker and loves to make money.

He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.

Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.

Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
Who’s Oscar?
by NoOption August 01, 2021
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The guy you want to be with all the time. It doesn't matter if you're at a party having a lot of fun or in class bored as hell, if he's there, you're having a good time. Often times, you'd rather to things that are usually boring, than do fun things, as long as he's present.

When he looks at you, his kind eyes shine bright and his facial structure is just perfect. You can dream though, he's way out of your league and probably won't notice you. But he's a very special person.
Person 1: I really wish Oscar was here.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Everything is just better when he's around.
by avenoir April 11, 2019
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Fricking wierdo that has no friends, he has friends like Charlie and Cady but nothing else because hes gay
by YoMummaJoe March 09, 2020
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Girl 1: sorry I didn’t tell you Oscar cheated on you and kept it a secret for 3 months
Girl 2: fuck you
by NaomiOmi January 23, 2024
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oscar can get VERY jealous at times he thinks he’s stoopid but actually juss lazy and fat as fuck and eats everything and he gets very excited easily when he’s teased he’s very ugly and the WORST kisser and i think he’s kinda gay but don’t wanna come out now oh and he’s the worst boyfriend ever and thinks he needs to spend money to fix it oh and he sucks and giving hickeys and teasing
oscar is the worst kisser
by joemomma557 December 20, 2019
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Oscar is an all consuming pit of me (I know I write bad reports it’s my job).Everyone gives him attention and eats it all up like he hasn’t had a meal in a week he even sucks it up like noodle on chopsticks.You should know that popularity doesn’t make you cool it’s kindness and I have been through a stage from nice to bad and I have regretted it ever since.So to all my readers out there please please know that you are perfect just the way you are 👍🏻. Yours truly galaxy x
Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023
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