B. Jones

A man from Roseville Michigan who once ate so many bean burritos he partially asphyxiated himself with methane in his sleep and is now partially retarded.

Dam son thats some B. Jones shit

by HANSGREUBER June 22, 2010

Piglet Jones

person who eats alot

Hes so fat, i call him piglet jones

by joemes May 1, 2005

Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.

I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.

by Kee_Th February 14, 2014

harrison jones

Super chill person who enjoys trippin' and smokin' herb with his close friends.

Man he's a harrison jones for sure!

by Trippin' Chips December 12, 2013

coty jones

Shit streaks caused by anal leakage

I got a "Coty Jones" in my boxers.

by Joey motherfuckin jones December 23, 2016

Hollywood jones

A lyrical name for a conceited lyricist who has been destined to change this world with his lyrics

A lyrical theme is a Hollywood Jones movement

by Hollywood Jones December 25, 2016

Lucas jones

Someone who is obsessed with Sarah cleary and stalks her

Sarah: someone wasn’t stalking me through my window yesterday

Orlaith: that was Lucas jones

by Fijfntjdudhrd November 10, 2018