dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song

by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016

Dong Pound

A place where many men are located against their will.

Hey Scruber lets go find some babes, this place is turning into a Dong Pound.

by Slippyslip December 10, 2010

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021

Dong Dropper

A person who flashes their penis discretely in public by dropping their genitals out of there pants for a short period of time. This method is only used by people with self-control a.k.a bitches

Tommy-"Want me to dong drop that bitch?"
Jesus-"Dong Dropper(s) are bitches."
*gets free ass for a year*

by Yolo swagins May 10, 2015

Dong Whomp

We you Knuckle-fuck a fellow male in the penis.

...And there i was faced with the impossible task of having to Dong Whomp an Asian.

by FredTheFantasticFuckknock January 18, 2010

Dong gong

When you smack a girl's cheek with your dick and her mouth is open so there is a sound.

Woke up the neighbors when I hit my girl with and she dong gong'd.

by Predictablytall December 25, 2014

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006