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Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
by KSparx September 13, 2020
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christopher

the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !
"ew look at him, he is Definetly a CHRISTOPHER''
by anonymous January 24, 2025
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Christopher Vega

Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023
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Christopher

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww
by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022
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A man with honour and great humility
whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
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by lezgoo September 23, 2021
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Christoph

When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.

If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
by unixorn November 22, 2021
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Christopher

most Christopher's are very caring people but suffer a lot in silent and if you say something little as "You didn't care enough you him" you could possible hurt him a lot so be carful on what you say because one little thing can be bigger than you think. and don't let him suffer because he might have depressed thought's and if you think he is joking on suicidal stuff he isn't
person :I bet you don't what pain is
Christopher: ...
person Christopher?
Christopher: starts crying*
by info holder 2.0 February 28, 2023
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