andrew araneo

A hot soccer player whose slutty side tends to come out the most when he wears khakis. Loves to quote Fergie and names his playlists after Spanish men, however Juan is his favorite. Andrew will occasionally request irrational actions of his xbox, especially while consuming his favorite Cheesecake. His favorite types of women are scottish sluts who don't wear any underwear. Andrew Araneo is a great snuggler and pillow to lie on except his pet peeve is hair in his face... better shave your hair ladies, although then his flow will beat yours! He's got got a witty sense of humor and a way with words. He is also a fast on his feet... but only in SOME situations ;) These rare and hard to find Andrew's are definitely the one's worth keeping around especially if they buy you cookies and watch gossip girl!

Andrew Araneo: the next David Beckham.

by ScottishSlut101 January 15, 2014

andrew farnum

buff theater kid. the definition of an oxymoron, emphasis on moron.

If you want to be the next american ninja warrior, you may be Andrew Farnum

by Dulaney rules December 14, 2016

Andrew Hussie

A fabulous leader of a dangerous cult called "Homestuck". Goes by "Orange Guy", "The Huss", and "Waste Of Space". He will find you. And he will. Destroy. Your. Life. Do not succumb to his manipulative games, like I. Homestuck will destroy your life. Join today!

XD

Me: Yo Andrew Hussie is the MAAAN
Anyone else: Dafug?

by Fandoms.Destroyed.My.Life October 8, 2017

andrew wood

The lead singer of pioneering grunge bands Malfunkshun and Mother Love Bone, he died from an aneurysm caused by his heroin addiction on March 91, 1990. Though one of the early grunge lead singers Andy died before the actual movement itself, through out his lifetime only two full-length albums have been released and one was posthumously (Malfunkshun's Return To Olympus).

Andrew Wood is an unsung hero of the 90's, he died before he was able to shine

by Dexenation January 11, 2014

Andrew Brandt

God himself. If you have the privilege to meet this man, you will be blessed with Eternal Life. He is god. No exception. He has a single power. He can drop kick your grade with his NHD powers.

I just saw Andrew Brandt.
I will live forever.

by xxxcuredmydepression March 8, 2019

Andrew McMahon

The most gorgeous, talented, band member of Something Corporate. Or maybe just of the music industry in general. HE IS FINE. He has an eyebrow piercing as well.

Whoa, if he didn't suck at singing, he'd be a natural Andrew McMahon.

by Veronica Corningstone July 20, 2008

Andrew Garfield

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Andrew Garfield is a bicon

by happycow527 December 25, 2021