Skeet N' Greet

When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.

I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"

by biggie.mollz January 29, 2009

skeet and squiggle

when a man ejaculates on a womans stomach and then the man wiggles or "squiggles" his penis on her jizzy stomach

he skeet and squiggled all over her. it was awesome

by flipsideofthings August 1, 2009

skeet dabbin

chilling, relaxing, just kickin back

cooling with people

Dom Carlucci enjoys skeet dabbin with his bids.

by biddie macker September 26, 2010

Skeet

After sex (or masterbation) when you ejaculate or when sexual fliuds shoot out of your body at increble speeds...you would then experience a brief euphoria.

The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z

Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"

by IdioticIntelligence December 9, 2008

Skeet.cc

One of the hardest cheats to get invited to for CS:GO and arguably the best cheat in the cheating community.

I just got a Skeet.cc invite!

by Fatccoon July 4, 2019

Hide and Go Skeet

One person counts while everyone goes and hides. While each person hides they jerk off. If a person is found before they finish they lose.

Dennis didn't cum before Jill found him in Hide and Go Skeet, so he loses.

by Dammann6000 December 17, 2008

sheet of defeat

the act of making sexy time under the covers then bringing forth a nasty fart.as the smell hits her nostril quickly jump out of the covers and suffocate her with the sheet of defeat.

yeah yesturday i knocked her with the sheet of defeat.

by falcon fire and analat0r April 25, 2007