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gamer status 

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"
gamer status by yeetus42 October 21, 2019

Suburban Status

When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc
(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)

Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!
Suburban Status by bgo247 September 23, 2020

fan status 

Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.
Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!
fan status by JousterIII May 30, 2021

Social Status Reset 

When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.
Did you just saybogos binted”? Total social status reset.
Social Status Reset by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021

Alex Status 

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
Alex Status by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022

monkey status 

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog
monkey status by augugu October 10, 2022