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Squirt Master

A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
Oh wow! Did you see the squirt masters latest video? I want to be just like him when I grow up.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
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sparkling squirt

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.
by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022
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Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
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squirting

when a large amount of cum squirts out of a woman’s vagina!
did you see that pornstar squirting??
by iam100%correct February 20, 2022
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Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico
by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022
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