Will Smithing

When you further emascúlate yourself by “defending the honor” of a woman who cheated on you by attacking a guy for poking fun at your girl.

“Did you hear what Mike did?”

“No what happened?”

“He slapped some guy at a party for making a joke about her hair”

“Dude- didn’t she openly cheat on him for years? Text book example of Will Smithing.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 28, 2022

21, can you do somethin' for me?

The infamous canadian rapper, Drake likes men.

21, can you do somethin' for me? (21)
Can you hit a lil' rich flex for me? (21)
And 21, can you do somethin' for me? (21, 21)
Drop some bars to my pussy ex for me
Then 21 (21), can you do somethin' for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay)
21, do your thing 21, do your thing (21)
Do your thing, 21, do your thing

by redshell December 8, 2022

somethin' slight

What girls or guys say when they think someone is semi-attractive, or hardly attractive at all.

Boy: Aye don't I like betta than him?

Girl: Uuuuh, you somethin' slight. But him, he da bait!

Boy: Aaah forget you den!

by DMV_2242 September 11, 2010

somethinged

A non-defined situation or state, inflicted by one individual (in some cases object) to another.

"That last shot of Tequila 'somethinged' me up". Use of "somethinged", due to the particular individual's inability to decide whether he was fucked, messed, destroyed, or extasiated up.

by MeEdIC April 1, 2010

dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

by jlew1234 February 26, 2010

smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011