school

Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%

Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits.
Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me.
Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.

by Detrimental Deity January 18, 2006

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School

Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of

Our

Lives

“Hey kid, want some free candy?”

“No thanks, I have to go to school. Nice van though.”

by Dumb Definition June 14, 2018

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Is what we all hate. Its basically being in prison for kids.

Arty : Dude you know we have to take our ELEM exam in school tomorrow?

Me : I know, high school is tiring man.
Jake : Yeah bro, I had to also catch up on my Point Percentages homework yesterday.
Phil the nerd : You guys are exaggerating. School isn't that bad.
Arty : Maybe not for you Phil, because you're a complete nerd.

Jake and Me : (Laughing so hard)
Phil : Hey that's nothing to make fun of.

by JeeJeeTheHeeHee May 22, 2020

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