Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

by Metelme18 September 16, 2010

Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.

Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause

by Skulltra August 20, 2019

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 10, 2023

Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 06, 2018

Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 18, 2023

Rubber bullets

An alternate name for condoms.

“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.

by RevengeofSPCGirls February 11, 2019