Penis

A tube that women suck.

I have a penis.

by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

Penis

Stop looking up penis on the urban dictionary you pervs

Ughhhhhg said the penis

by Gaytrain77 September 19, 2019

Penis

Large bit of skin that pisses and cums.

My Penis is hard

by Darcyishere February 25, 2019

penis

a long and hard stick that goes up a moist vagina( or but hole) oral sex, butt sex, hot sex, best moment of anyones life. Haveeeeee fuuuuun fucking.... don't be a virgin for life. god don't don't love ya. he can't fuck ya. peace out other fucker dicks and penises hope you get a boner ftom this. btw I'm a hot girl with a large assss and great big canto lopes for boobs. don't u wanna fuuuuck me hard against the wall???

Man that penis is long and hard. Fuuuuuck meeeee harder. bitch

by masterbationfuckinghard4eve November 9, 2017

Peni

The plural of penis

"Wow look at all of those peni!"

by Yer m8 June 16, 2017

Penis

The item most commonly used to ease a bitchs carnal needs and or the shredder of all things good!

8 inches ha, I remember when I had my first beer.

~ Pornstars every where~
I can't walk straight i think it was his penis.

by Well_shit88 January 11, 2016

Penis

haHAha

Me: Penis
Not me: haHAha

by MrMrKeeper November 17, 2020