When your boy is hella drunk, calling all the homies fake as fuck and trying to fight everyone on sight so y'all have to drag him home and almost beat his ass as he fights y'all saying "where is my car, I can drive". When you finally get him home you have to drop his ass so you can take his keys and put him in bed.
Guy 1: Ayy yo Dick lets go back home dawg.
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
by That One White Dude December 5, 2019
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Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the
one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the
one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
by KennyJeff May 1, 2019
Get the one for contact mug.Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
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Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again
A victim of love
Position one
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle
A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again
A victim of love
Position one
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Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
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Get the One Almond mug.when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.
Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.
Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.
Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...
by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007
Get the on a bad one mug.MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*
MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
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