Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

panicy pete

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female

I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night

by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016

Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete is a term used to describe exceptionally capable and competent person

Especially now that you are Mr. Pete

by tommiepreis November 10, 2021

big feet pete

that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.

fookin 'ell, how about big feet pete?

by bigpetelol October 31, 2017

neutral pete

A nigga who don't claim either side but never gets fucked wit cuz he prolly hoop or some shit.

"Who is buddy over there lookin like a opp nd shit"
"Foe chill, that's just neutral Pete"

by Ostrich April 9, 2015