The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013
Get the steak sabremug. When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.
by Ziggarot May 31, 2018
Get the Virginia country steakmug. by DatboiPleb June 2, 2018
Get the Philly cheese steakmug.