Charfruiterie Board

A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.

Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!

by Mandi Harmony June 4, 2022

cute coochie board

a tray full of deli meats, cheeses, crackers, and possibly dip.

"For the party, can you please bring a cute coochie board?"

by paigejulianne14 March 31, 2022

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 3, 2004

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.

by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Charcuterie board

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.

Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots

by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021