The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders March 30, 2018

Kitten paw

When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.

My girl kitten pawed all over here face after I busted a nut in her hand. Best handjob ever

by The taco daddy April 03, 2021

Kittenism

The word for describing those who adore cats!

He/she is suffering from severe kittenism!

by lightsinthesky January 02, 2025

Kitten titties

A cup titties that are attached to the chest bone;)

Erica: you have kitten titties

by Joaquinmykitty July 13, 2024

kittener

A baby cat, also known as a kitten, that is very cute or that you know personally, usually doing something adorable.

Awww.... look at that kittener!

by fork bomb November 20, 2010

Kitten Kicker

A lesbian Woman who enjoys being kicked in the crotch by another woman.

My Sister is such a kitten kicker

by Snow White Gaming September 25, 2020