debate kitten

someone who is pursued for debate with a sexual intent

"He was tearing apart all my answers in class, and then tried to flirt with me. Someone tell him that I don't want to be his debate kitten."

by oilonwater March 8, 2023

The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Kitten Whiskers

When two bottoms rub their pubes together.

Me and Johnson are gonna go do Kitten Whiskers.

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

White Chocolate Kitten

When a Milk Chocolate Cat has a baby with a Dark Chocolate cat and the kitten receives the recessive genes of both cats, which has the kitten become White Chocolate, instead of the dominant colors of the Milk Chocolate, or Dark Chocolate cat.

Person 1: "Dude I got a White Chocolate Kitten."

Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."

by Sat_rday March 22, 2025

mama kitten

a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life

sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..

by charlotticka September 3, 2013

Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

Kitten jojo

Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.

I love you so much, my beloved Kitten jojo

from your bestfriend, noen

by kaitoslover June 1, 2022