a quarter japanese

A silly drunken fat girl who uses her small percentage of Asian decent to try to make herself seem cultured, special, and "hott."
She also cannot spell, holds grudges for years, and will try to make your life seem worse than hers.

Don't worry, she's only a quarter Japanese. Your boyfriend does not wish you were hott like her.

by Taniesha January 31, 2008

japanese rain goggles

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.

Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!

by nickeh! November 28, 2010

japanese show smiley

similar to the phrase "cheseburger" someone who is feeling "japanese show smiley" is simply put: someone who experiences supreme happiness for whatever reason. they could be so happy because they got a job, they found out that their girlfriend ain't pregnant, or because they just got laid. the reason for becoming "japanese show smiley" varies from person to person.

jane: i got bad news for you jake, i'm not pregnant...

jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!

jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.

jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

Jamone

Nickname of Dave the Sloth's imaginary girlfriend.

Chips: "When are you gunna call...whasthername...you know...jamone?"

Moz: "What's up Jamone?!?"
Chips: "Haha jamone!"

Moz: "YO! JAMONE!"

Moz: "(burps) JAMONE!"

by dm8828 December 18, 2010

Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.

Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She was none to pleased, to say the least. Then we got slaked.

by cunt rage March 28, 2016

Japanese core

I really weird shit to say🤨 a country isn’t a aesthetic nor a core tf⁉️ Stop fetishizing Japan ew😬

Feteshizer: “my aesthetic is Japanese core”
Me: “ew tf. Feteshizer get out of my vision 🥱”

by DazaisFingernailFungus May 3, 2021

Japanese Oil Change

Putting a funnel into someone's butthole and then diarrhea into the funnel, filling their ass with your diarrhea.

The Japanese are into some really weird stuff, ever seen a Japanese oil change?

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013