One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

Firm One

A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.

"Meme Lord, give me a firm one!"

by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Eyeball in one

When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.

hey man, your eye is gone!! yeah, I got an eyeball in one!

by edudorb March 6, 2011

Station one

A glorious place where happiness multiplies, though sleep is rare. It's where the average interaction includes urine, poo, blues, and narcan. 2/3 of those who live here have a great time.

1/3 of them hate their 48 hour stay, plus that one guy on A shift who wants to go to station 3

Ready for my shift at station one, how long till we get called to urine town?

by I wrote it October 15, 2022

One erection

A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.

OMG ITS ONE ERECTION SIGN MY ASSCRACK

KRUPTA PLEASE TOUCH MY SUCCULENT BREAST

by Funny minion fun April 25, 2022

position one

Person who talks down to you

Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021