Hobo

The ability to fall asleep anywhere- usually in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.

1. My coworker doesn't get off until 6. I'll hobo in the cafeteria while I wait.

by K@d3n$M0m December 14, 2022

hobo

A dirty tramp with a beard.

I saw a hobo on the street today.

by roobdog46 April 01, 2016

hobo

A homeless person, but also you call your friends hobo's cause they wont get their lazy butt up and they are just like hobo's and ye

Friend 1: Hey can you pass me the remote that's like not even 4 inches away from me

Friend 2: YOU FREAKIN HOBO GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET IT YOURSELF

by -ex bestfriend September 22, 2018

Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.

1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.

by Sausage September 26, 2014

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk

by Hobo Santa June 17, 2019

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011