When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
by Elk Skull January 26, 2024

by Plantis July 4, 2024

This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.
the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick
this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick
this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
by Not south side February 8, 2025

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
