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Friend Goggles

The attraction you start to feel towards a friend of the opposite gender who you would not normally find attractive, simply because you hang around them all of the time. Friend Goggles usually result in a regretted hookup.

The cause is usually curiosity.
Sally-"I think I might like George...i'm not sure if it's real or just friend goggles."
by Bombdiggity21 April 15, 2010
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friend abyss

The space you banish unwanted Facebook friend requests to when you don't like the person enough to confirm it but don't want to offend them and ignore it so you leave the dormant friend request in your inbox for the rest of time. If ever you should ever run into said person, you can use excuses such as "I have so many friend requests I just haven't got to you yet".
Susan is extremely annoying and I really don't want her checking out my page but I see her out a lot. I'm just going to banish her to my friend abyss.
by Cookie Cordone October 21, 2010
mugGet the friend abyssmug.

Slime's Friend

The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.
Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?
by Bruhmoment#3remix January 20, 2020
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friend of the people

A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.
'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.
by Mitaki June 25, 2008
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Friend Farm

On Myspace or Facebook, to go onto another persons page in order to friend thier friends, with no intention of adding the original person as a friend
"I don't really want to be friends with my sister on facebook, but she has a lot of people I know, so I friend farmed her."

"Wow, you two aren't friends on here, but you have almost identical friend lists!"
"She's probably a friend farmer"

"He asked for my myspace link, but he never friended me"
"You just got friend farmed!"
by Kiddlemidd August 4, 2009
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Satisfactory Friend

A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.
Ah, this is great times. Passion pop, burn-outs... and satisfactory friends.
by Swandog September 22, 2005
mugGet the Satisfactory Friendmug.

Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.
"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"
by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009
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