freddy got fingered

The worst movie in the world. Plot was completely retarded. Tom Green is obnoxious and stupid. This movie is great if you want to kill yourself.

Tom Green should not be allowed to make movies such as freddy got fingered.

by Tomaz1 July 17, 2006

freedom

An illusion.

Freedom is an illusion.

by Privat November 12, 2003

Freddy Krueger

The quick release of a closed hand during anal fisting.

He gave her a Freddy Krueger and now she's really torn up.

by JBARBS August 15, 2009

Freedom

Something that is impossible to have, as it would mean not having to rely on anything or anyone whatsoever.

In otherwords, freedom is a myth cooked up by some politicians to make them sound good when it comes near election time.

Now that Jill had her freedom, she no longer had to rely on ANYTHING. She didn't need food to eat, or a shelter to rest under... NOTHING.

by Jetster March 15, 2005

freedom of speech

A term that is frequently misused in a double-standard way to bash Isalm.

It is a basic righ for human beings, yet it is better used sensibly and responsibly and with equal chance.

a bigot: Fuck the fucking muslim fucks!!!!! Muslims are all piles of dirt!!!!
a muslim: you should not talk that dirty about any religion, including Islam.
a bigot: Fuck you bastard. I am using my fucking freedom of speech. You should not oppose what I say. Do you know anything about democracy you stupid raghead, naphead, dothead, retard!!!

by Commenter February 14, 2008

Freedom Tray

An object of great power, exuding mucho mojo due to its Austin Powers-like kitschy geekiness. This item is highly sought after for its ability to bring great strength to bear on practically any situation, for its capacity to bring about either harmony or radical change, and for the enormous sexual energy either lost due to conquest by it or bestowed upon those lucky enough to conquer it. The Freedom Tray is all-powerful...

"I'm gonna ride on the Freedom Tray"

"Freedom Tray>>>Check Norris"

"Godzilla couldn't even destroy ALL of Tokyo, but the Freedom Tray can"

"I fucked the Freedom Tray"

"TD Freedom Tray!"

by F-Tray Juju February 1, 2010

freedom time

Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.

Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.

by Joe Tourney July 8, 2011