In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton
by spiltz September 23, 2022
Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021
A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.
by Fuery February 01, 2023
Science class is the most annoyingly pointless core there could possibly be. Something to note about all other subjects in school such as math, english, and history is that they actually are (for the most part) beneficial in later life. Science is not. It doesn't matter if you are flipping patties like spongebob or destroying earth with laser sharks. You don't need to know what homologous means or heterozygous or learn how to make a punnett square. You simply don't
Man I have Science Class this year I can't wait to learn all about a completely pointless subject even though I most likely will just be a minimum wage slave!
by h2ka March 01, 2024
by weeser_ January 27, 2022
What is your horoscope?
I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!
You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.
Me: Doesn't make science.
I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!
You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.
Me: Doesn't make science.
by Matt Mufti July 25, 2021