eddy offbeat

hits different

late night talks at 3am...eddy offbeat!!!!

by blossom423 July 8, 2021

Eddie

Has a massive elephant trunk as a penis and is amazingly funny. He is also extremely sexy;)

Girl1: Guess who I just slept with!!
Girl2: OMG!! WHO??!!
Girl1: EDDIE!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!!! SO LUCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 June 25, 2022

Eddie Munson

Eddie munson is the best character to ever exist. Thats just factual if you dont agree you are weird

Me:eddie munson is the best

by Eddie munson July 31, 2022

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019

eddie sexual

Sexual attraction to those named eddie

Y’all, i think i’m eddie sexual!
Yeah, i just really like people called eddie!

by eddie’s husband December 15, 2021

Keegan Eddy

a little marshmallow squid who doesnt know what a treadmill is

have you seen keegan eddy on a treadmill before?
No i havent
FAT SQUID

by 420.clowns June 24, 2022

Eddie H

the mightiest of the hog riders. gets so many bitches it is insane, if you see him make sure to hide your wife for she will leave you for him. make sure to give him a reese's peanut butter cup.
the amount of sexual intercourse that this fine specimen of a human being encounters is mind boggling. no husband or boyfriend has ever been secure in the company of an Eddie H.

Eddie H gets maaad bitches

by one of Eddie H's girls April 25, 2022