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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 30, 2011
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Dyke Clip

Originating in Long Beach California, the term "dyke clip" refers to a bicycle clip turned key chain that lesbians hang from their belt loop in order to indicate to others that they are gay.
Since the dyke clip is a silent indicator, referencing a dyke clip is usually unnecessary. Some examples of use however might be, "Check out how many keys that broad has on her dyke clip" or "Man that's a jingly-ass dyke clip" or simply "Dyke Clip Alert!"
by AUNTIE SOCIAL July 4, 2011
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denim dyke

A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.

Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011
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dyke swag

The unique and innate swag possessed by a dyke. Not a hey mamas, but the swag of a hey mamas present in alluring lesbian women.

The stereotype of lesbian women that is defined by fixing things, worshipping their partners, and being traditionally masculine (masc presenting) has “dyke swag”. This trait does not set the limitations of dyke swag, but a common association.
“Dyke swag was forever redefined by the aesthetic of Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber in the year 2009”

Julien Baker has undeniable dyke swag, I want her to build me a deck”
by aneleyz October 17, 2023
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Dick Van Dyke

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke
by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023
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wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023
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