When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
Get the Dyke Jerk mug.This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Get the Dick ditching dyke mug.Originating in Long Beach California, the term "dyke clip" refers to a bicycle clip turned key chain that lesbians hang from their belt loop in order to indicate to others that they are gay.
Since the dyke clip is a silent indicator, referencing a dyke clip is usually unnecessary. Some examples of use however might be, "Check out how many keys that broad has on her dyke clip" or "Man that's a jingly-ass dyke clip" or simply "Dyke Clip Alert!"
by AUNTIE SOCIAL July 4, 2011
Get the Dyke Clip mug.A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011
Get the denim dyke mug.Adj. A concrete dyke is a woman (Undefined, apparently) who's attracted to other women, while having the appearance of an experienced male concrete worker(hence the expression), or a tattoo'ed biker and having the attraction of males similar to a dumpster fire. Usually a social individual, surrounding itself with other of the same species, it will hunt both in herds of smaller numbers. Typical prey consists of Baconators, smaller individual white men, and diet sodas.
Man, if Shaniqua weren't black, she'd be a hella concrete dyke.
or:
"Amongst the accused of stampeding 16 people to death at black friday in Walmart is, this concrete dyke of a behemoth named Tanya, also known as One-Ton-Tanya in her local community. As she is currently on her third trial of similar infractions."
or:
"Amongst the accused of stampeding 16 people to death at black friday in Walmart is, this concrete dyke of a behemoth named Tanya, also known as One-Ton-Tanya in her local community. As she is currently on her third trial of similar infractions."
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