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double agent

This is the shit you thought was a fart, but when you decided to go for it, you let out a colossal shit that rattled the earth.
Fuck, I thought I had to fart, but it turns out I have met a double agent.
by DickMan69 September 11, 2013
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Double Stuffed

Double penetration with a creampie.

A "double stuffed oreo" is a cookie stuffed with twice the regular amount of cream.
We double stuffed Amanda, but she got pregnant, and now we don't know who's the father.
by Downey Undero April 22, 2016
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Double Dragon

Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.

Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.
Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.
by mpdivo January 22, 2012
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double kicker

To skeet in another person's ear.
Moosey gives new meaning to the phrase "ear full", with his double kickers.
by moon face November 30, 2006
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Double Isaac

Friendly hand gesture/greeting in which you point both of your index fingers at someone with your thumbs up and flash a "Heyyy!" smile, mimicking Isaac the Bartender's greeting to the camera in the opening titles of every episode of "The Love Boat."
One of my roommate's friends waved at me during the party. I couldn't remember his name so I just flashed him a double Isaac and kept moving.
by Rotter June 27, 2007
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double scissors

When two females attempt to anittiate sex in the same manner as a man and women by spreading legs and rubbing vaginas.
Me and Keaton had a nice double scissor last night.

Double scissors is when to lesbians have sex
by Nishlec January 6, 2018
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D'offay Double

Pronounced doe-fay doo-bla

A commonly made mixed drink on the island Seychelles. In a short glass combine 2-3 ice-cubes, five shots of high proof rum, and the minimum amount of coke.

Seychelles is an isolated island in the Indian ocean. At one time imported products such as coke were more expensive than rum. Mr. D'offay coined the term with various bartenders on the island.

Today the D'offay double serves as a way subtly request a very stiff drink without arousing suspicion of your alcoholic tendencies to your intermediate company.

The term has since spread to many European countries, where it is illegal for bartenders to serve quadruples or stronger. It used as code for a quintuple rum and coke, with the understanding you will tip the bartender generously.
After three D'offay doubles Bernard was ready for the club.

My god this drink is strong, what is it? a triple? No, it's a D'offay double.
by rummie January 10, 2013
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