Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy

"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017

zonut cult

A crazy group of 7 to 11 yr olds would kill their parents just to praise their queen/cult leader Zoe LaVerne

The zonut cult is insane.

by Bsyshehehdu May 6, 2020

simp cult

that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.

simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

oat cult

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.

I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.

by oat lover ally April 28, 2021

Cult

Startup religion

Cult is the same as religion just younger

by 2xtad January 4, 2019

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022