Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ

A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT

Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ

by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 15, 2019

Christopher

Guy with big dick

Christopher has huge dick

by Longschlong19 March 28, 2022

Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.

Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night

by Jojohawk June 2, 2023

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

christopher dewild

Guy from my school
I still like him 👍🏻

christopher dewild is in my search bar what do I do

by c.rey October 31, 2021

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

by lezgoo September 23, 2021