whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii
by lezgoo September 23, 2021
Get the Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jrmug. Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023
Get the Christopher Vegamug. A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018
Get the Christopher Johnstonmug. 
by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025
Get the Christophermug.