he is almighty god and owner, creator and divine founder of the universe as we know it.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
*In life threatening situation*
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!
by ilovetwitch February 02, 2021
by Carlosdicklover February 27, 2025
A handsome know-it-all. Goofy and confident, almost cocky in personality. Super comfortable in his own skin. Very smart yet very arrogant. Cultured, worldly & speaker of the most romantic language in the world (Italian, obviously). His loyalty and consideration of people makes him a fantastic life partner & wonderful friend. Ultimately, a good human being. If you have a Carlo in your life, don’t let him go.
by KaleyofArabia November 24, 2021
Carlos is someone who seems mean and tough but is nice and kind on the inside, he always makes sure his friends around him are treated like family. Carlos can get almost any girl but he has a weird craving for dick.
by urbanteller000 November 24, 2021
sexy light skin british man with a sweet accent, all girls love him but he tells them he’s into guys absolute chad, better than messi at football
by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022
A kid who had a incident in grade 6 camp which was throwing his poo Zane tempest and thinks it was a joke. Didn’t even say Kobe when he throw it
by Zane tempest April 12, 2022