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thumb candy

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy
Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!
by Camper October 13, 2002
mugGet the thumb candymug.

cotton candy

the sexiest food in the world. if you are a girl you are pink and a guy is blue. if a girl and a guy both like cottoncandy they should def be together :)
omg...u like cotton candy too?? we are autimatticcally inLOVE
by <3 =] :p December 10, 2011
mugGet the cotton candymug.

baby candy

"don't forget to eat your baby candy"
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
mugGet the baby candymug.

Guy Candy

A term to describe what flirting between one male to another male. This can be used in both a positive or negative way.
Positive: Look at that guy candy.
Negative: I wish he would stop treating me like his guy candy.
by Jack E. September 23, 2006
mugGet the Guy Candymug.

crotch candy

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!
by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008
mugGet the crotch candymug.

Bad Candy

Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").
Kim: I need some chocolate or something.

Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?

Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
by classikjane September 29, 2010
mugGet the Bad Candymug.

candy ass

1.a gay guy who gets fucked in the ass alot because other gay guys like fucking his ass, can be because.
a)he is an easy lay.
b)he always just there wanting u to fuck him in his ass.
c)he has a tight ass hole and it feels sooo good to slide your dick in and out of his tight, sweet little ass.

2. the ass hole of a gay guy that remains tight no matter how many times he is fucked up his ass whether hard or slow or with a huge or average dick/dildo, whether the fucking is wet or dry. gay guys like to fuck a guy with a candy ass because it feels good, a guy with a candy ass likes to be fucked in his ass because it feels good to have a big dick sliding in and out of your tight, sweet little ass. i should know because i have a candy ass. candy ass guys insist on the use of special gay condoms, no barebacks.
1)yo that guys a candy ass.
2)last nite i got fucked in the ass and because i have a candy ass it feels good to have sex and i can pull every time i go out, but they have to wear gay condoms, no barebacks alowed.
by big bad boy May 27, 2006
mugGet the candy assmug.

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