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A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
Cable by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
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Caleb West

A fat, ugly man that still wears size XXXXXXXXL diapers in his sleep. All girls are deterred from him due to the tiny specimen lurking around in his pants. Non-athletic, thinks he’s good at many sports and achieves his genes from his whale like mom.
Caleb West will be depressed crying in his bedroom like the baby he is.
Caleb West by Alexi McFeast September 15, 2019

Caleb Husselman 

Caleb Husselman is one sexy mofo.

Caleb Cook 

The act of flying from Vietnam to Australia illegally
Dude, you totally just Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook by xXchickenbrainXx February 19, 2020

Caleb Conlon 

A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.
"Oh, that guy looking menacingly at the dog? That's Caleb Conlon!"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"
Caleb Conlon by stoin36 March 2, 2022

cowboy cable 

television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels
person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
cowboy cable by Cole Pat D. October 19, 2007