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mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.
"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014
mugGet the mixing the cakemug.

Oyster Cake

When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.
"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."
by Macster Bacster November 8, 2009
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Banbury Cake

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"
by googabooga April 25, 2013
mugGet the Banbury Cakemug.

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
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Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina
I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!
by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019
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Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”
by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020
mugGet the Tiny Cakesmug.

Cake Zone

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.
Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."
by Snowman92 March 24, 2011
mugGet the Cake Zonemug.

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