Canada's History

A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.

Did you hear Stephen Colbert talked about Canada's History ON HIS SHOW?!

by MIndlessColbertZombie February 5, 2010

caanan

the act of rimming a fat chick

did he really caanan that nasty bitch?

by stupidme2 February 6, 2010

Canada's History

Getting very politely fucked by the English for over 200 years

Man, my asshole hurts from all that Canada's History!

by imnotthomas February 4, 2010

Candakin

The most awesomer of the most awesomest people in the world, a blond awesome woman who is so awesome that there aren't any words the dictionary to describe it.

The Candakin is in the hizzouse with the Whitkin and the Pimpkin.

by Candakin February 8, 2009

canadata

Canadian data

I can't make heads or tails of this canadata.

by chicken ninja March 8, 2011

Canada

The country north of us.

Person 1: Have you ever been to Canada?

Person 2: Ya, isn't that the country north of us?

by canuplzxplain2mewutapseudonym August 30, 2013

Canada-packin

Anytime a self proclaimed Canadian, makes the will full decision to pack/transport, in a travel device; such as a backpack, purse, or fannypack. One or more of the following items.

1: A black pocket pussy disguised as a flashlight.
2: A rape whistle, engraved with "slender sender".
3: A Walther CP 88 pellet gun.

To his girlfriend's house for protection.

My house was melting so I grabbed my slender sender and went canada-packin.

by Savage Taco March 20, 2019