Why we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.

Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023

Why does no one love me?

"Why does no one love me?"

A question asked by many people, truth be told many people love you.

girl: "Why does no one love me?"
guy: "What do you mean? So many people love you!

by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 12, 2021

Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

by I think halo is a pretty cool. January 2, 2012

why do u hate me

why

why do u hate me

by dimetrisaurusrex May 10, 2019

WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME

A form of trash talk usually associated with the phrase what are you doing. I cant remember who it was, but in that Halo 3 MLG trashtalking video, some guy asks some BK's what they are doing. Im not going to lie, it was hilarious.

*Naded with the nade headshot*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???"
*Naded then spins around to no-scope Legit in the face*
"OH MY GOD!! WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!??!?!?!!"

by Butterrzz December 3, 2009

WHY IS MY NAME PAUL

When someone's name isn't Paul but you call him Paul, he might say WHY IS MY NAME PAUL

I called him Paul and he said WHY IS MY NAME PAUL

by K Marie B January 17, 2021