calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

Over baked

When you smoke too much weed and are too baked for anything ever

I was so over baked I was in the middle of the stairs and didn't know if I should go up or down, so I just slept there

by J-Diggy-Dogg April 24, 2016

Over Baked

When you are so baked you can't do anything ever

I was so Over Baked I didn't know weather I should go up or down, so I slept in the middle

by J-Diggy-Dogg April 24, 2016

quad biked

To doggy fuck someone on all fours so ferociously they start to move

Alex quad biked Vicky so much she almost fell down the stairs

by tsidnfkcjed July 9, 2016

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 15, 2016

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016