portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

by kz424 January 13, 2008

babies breakfasts

Alternative name for iladies breasts. Also known as ladylumps, mezulas, tatties, puppies, waps, tonkas, bullwinkles noses, tits, paps, threps, jugs, melons, funbags, etc

Gary had never imagined that a woman could cultivate such an award winning set of 'babies breakfasts', pity it was his sister.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014

Ny breakfast

A coffee and a cigarette. Occasionally joined with a bagel with a schmear

I woke up late so i only had time for a ny breakfast.

by Realman55 December 8, 2016

Second Breakfast

The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl

"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"

by Ho Ang July 7, 2020

Breakfast Cigarette

The Breakfast Cigarette is when you wake up & you smoke a cigarette instead of eating breakfast and it curbs your hunger until lunch.

The other day, i had to run out of my house for work in the morning and i didnt have time so i had a Breakfast Cigarette.... Yum.

by The Breakfast Cigarette Master January 16, 2012

breakfast sauce

a drunken man's term for Syrup

"Egg McMuffin, breakfast sauce." The drunken man said to the man working the drivethrough.

by Kelso October 11, 2004