Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Boot Foot

How bad your feet smell after wearing work boots all day.

Guy 1: "Man, I can smell your feet from 20 feet away!"

Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I worked all day, I got Boot Foot."

by Knightboss17 March 8, 2018

Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

Boot Rocket

Any small type dog that when kicked, looks like a rocket entering orbit.

“Look at that Pug babe!”

“Yes dear, it is quite the boot rocket!”

by Impossibru! February 3, 2021

Fruit boot

An derogatory name for Gay,lesbian, transgender, or any other LGBTQXYZ

Hey, Mark do you prefer to have sex with women or men? Man go on with that shit, I ain't no FRUIT BOOT! I love women!!!

by Swanson AL Bronson April 5, 2022

boot over

It’s a slang way to say “bend over”

When you’re 4 and take a big shit, your grandma would say “boot over” so she could wipe your ass

by Grandma’s pot pie September 14, 2020