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Wriggly Blowjob 

During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.
Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"

Doggy Blowjob

An MMF threesome position where man 1 does the woman doggy style. While man 2 is lying down back-first, the woman is blowing him. Preferrable if man-to-man eye contact in a threesome is found to be awkward.
Bro 1: Damn, yo girl on fleek, I want me a threesome!
Bro 2: A spitroast would be nice!
Bro 1: Hell no, I ain't lookin at men while I splooge!
Bro 2: How about the doggy blowjob?
Bro 1: Hell yeah, I like me some sweet-ass dome!
Doggy Blowjob by SaltyPepe August 14, 2017

Baghdad Blowjob

While receiving a blowjob you scream “Allahu Akbar” and throw sand into her eyes. Then immediately blow your load on her face.
That chick was so ugly, I had to give her the Baghdad Blowjob.

free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
free blowjob day by Yarster May 8, 2018

Strawberry blowjob 

Extremely hard sex that leaves u red asf like a strawberry, including sex, anal and a hard blowie that could leave a hickey
Just did a strawberry blowjob with my girlfriend, she’s in a wheelchair now and I can’t use my dick for at least a week aha

Polish blowjob 

Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.
Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.

Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
Polish blowjob by Box Worm November 24, 2019