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Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 28, 2015
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Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy
Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha
by Mdad September 18, 2016
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Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
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Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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peanut butter

peanut butter is a food that you can eat. you can eat it on food or by it self. it is the best food. try it on a pickle.
girl: I love to eat peanut butter
boy: why?
girl: because it tastes good pickle
boy: your weird
girl: yep
by #cats May 3, 2019
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hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024
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no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020
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