Foot-ass

Action to describe extreme situations where you can't think of what to say because you're stoned.

I slammed my ankle into some iron and I yelled 'my f'ing foot-ass foot hurts.

by TinkerJo June 7, 2009

splaw-foot

A friend's family idiom describing a clumsy person who stumbles over his own feet

He is splaw-footed which is why he stumbles so often.

by Barbsie September 26, 2021

foot fall

when you trip over your own foot while walking normaly

at lunch Janette took a foot fall

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016

pub foot

when you come home from a pub or bar and your foot just doesn't look the same because it has some strange substance all over it that has been permanently stamped in through the stomping of other people's feet.

Did you see Jimmy's pub foot today? Yeah, he must have been wasted last night at the bar to come home with a foot like that.

by Ralphina January 13, 2008

pizza foot

The act of vomiting downwards onto your own foot, unintended

"I was so drunk last night i gave myself pizza foot"

by peaman August 30, 2012

foot butt

When her butt size is a whole foot (12+ inches) larger than her waist.

Also spelled "footbutt" as one word

Damn she got a foot butt.

How you find pants to fit that footbutt?

by DaMarcus DaJones DaThurd September 17, 2017

foot cookie

The submissive to an individual with a foot fetish .

Jim has a foot fetish, and his girlfriend Sarah is his foot cookie.

by Doctor footcookie May 3, 2015