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Your Mom

your mom.
by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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your boy

A nonproductive or troublesome employee that you're responsible for hiring.
Brian says, "Hey Ryan how's your boy doing?"
Ryan says, "F#$k that guy! He doesn't do s#$t around here."
Brian responds with "Yeah but remember he's your boy!"
by The Dr. T May 5, 2022
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your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
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Your mom

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom
by frabrizio December 18, 2017
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Your mummy

WOW! Is that your mummy? very gud very gud
by whydidjypee May 12, 2022
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your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.
by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021
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